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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: You’ve Built a Crawl Space Under Your All-Time Low

I refer you to Fig. 1 in the appendix.

You know how some guy famous for being on a reality television because his family got rich off of duck callers … More

Ferguson, First Amendment, Maybe I'll Just Stick With My Socialist Nanny-State Panties

Hear, hear, Clare. Keep using your voice.

Clare’s story makes me want to rage, but the fact that we’ve got 17-year-old young women like her gives me … More

If you can't stop ogling your teenage daughter's friends then the problem is YOU, Patriarchy, Prom

Sorry, Humanity, we’re breaking up.

We all know, by now, that you should never read the comments. Apparently, we can’t read the internet at all … More

Actually It's Not Me It's Definitely You, Rape, Women

Maybe I should re-name this blog to “Things I Shouldn’t Have to Say.”

Dear Wayne Nutnot, Your “edgy” and “humorous” post about how you are a feminist but find female genitalia to be … More

Feminism, Misogyny, You should definitely link to your post on your Match.com profile because the ladies love a straight-talking man

Step One: Cut a Hole in the Box

So, this is a person with a blog. Judging from her many sponsors — the main one is BlogHer — … More

Bikini bodies we don' need no stinkin' bikini bodies, Body Image, Dieting

Life Lessons and Gendered Observations

1. I’m pretty sure dudes pass out drunk at parties all the time, and no one interprets this as a … More

Maybe you SHOULD get your prospective partners to sign an official consent form, Rape, Steubenville

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