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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Category: To Hell In a Handbasket

Racial Justice, A List of Resources for White People Who Are Not on Twitter 24 Hours a Day

Give money, yes. And also: give time, give energy, unlearn your bullshit.

ACAB, Bail Funds, Black Lives Matter, BLM, Racial Justice

Three Thoughts, Lockdown Day 37

Kenny Rogers knew it: you gotta know when to fold ’em. Listen to Kenny Rogers.

#dingdong, #heknowswhentowalkaway, #knowswhentorun, covid-19

We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bucket

The world is a place of insane nonsense; fin.

Politics, There's a good reason I'm not a poet, Trump

Political Sanity Check (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not Great!)

Basically the only thing I can say these days is “What the entire shit?”

Donald Trump, Dreams, What the Entire Shit

Flames. Flames, on the side of my face.

I suppose we have to add Oklahoma to the list of states that need to be burned right down to the ground. Sorry, sane people of Oklahoma.

Oklahoma, Rape Culture, Too filled with rage to think of a funny third tag

Here, Dear Abby, I fleshed out that unfinished paragraph for you.

“It appears you and that boy had a severe breakdown in communication, which led to your being sexually assaulted.” Jesus … More

Advice Columns, Rape Culture, TIL that Dear Abby is still a thing and she is a warm smear of awful on a triscuit

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I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

I don't want to say that something darkly but ironically tragic will happen to you if you don't follow me, but it might. I just want to be realistic.

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