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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

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We’ve already established that New Jersey is superior to Australia (home of the fire tornado)(and populated by criminals) and Connecticut … More

Fish Tornado, Maybe the Eagle Stole Your Baby, new jersey

We Will Never Be Able To Look Posiedon In the Eye Again

The New York City marathon has been cancelled this weekend, which I’m sure is a terrible inconvenience for many runners, … More

Cory Booker, Hurricane Sandy, I think this means I'm like the Deputy Mayor, Marathon

New Jersey Will Offer Asylum To The First 500,000 Connecticutians

Connecticutters?* Whatever. Not the point. Here’s the thing: the Supreme Court of Connecticut, which is apparently occupied by three actual … More

Connecticut Supreme Court, Human Rights, Rape, Why Aren't the Women of Connectifut Rioting In the Streets?, Women

And We’re Not Responsible for Mel Gibson, Either

Apparently, Australia has fire tornadoes. Swirling, 100-foot high vortices of fire. You know where there’s never been a fire tornado? … More

Fire Tornado, new jersey, We don't even have REGULAR tornadoes, WTF Australia?

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