We’ve already established that New Jersey is superior to Australia (home of the fire tornado)(and populated by criminals) and Connecticut … More
Category: Superiority
We Will Never Be Able To Look Posiedon In the Eye Again
The New York City marathon has been cancelled this weekend, which I’m sure is a terrible inconvenience for many runners, … More
New Jersey Will Offer Asylum To The First 500,000 Connecticutians
Connecticutters?* Whatever. Not the point. Here’s the thing: the Supreme Court of Connecticut, which is apparently occupied by three actual … More
And We’re Not Responsible for Mel Gibson, Either
Apparently, Australia has fire tornadoes. Swirling, 100-foot high vortices of fire. You know where there’s never been a fire tornado? … More