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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Category: Superiority

The King of Quipsters on the King of States

I come here to feed my soul from the cultural wellspring that is New Jersey. It’s the antidote to every … More

Anthony Bourdain, Darn tootin', new jersey

The Garden State? More like The AWESOME State.

It’s not propaganda when it’s the truth. New Jersey: Love It, Or Be SO WRONG. (You can have that slogan … More

Don't hate the game either, Don't hate the player, Just drink a beer and relax

My new blog will be called “What Linda Said.”

This analysis of the Bob Keller column is so astute that it hurts me. (This (unrelated) post isn’t too shabby, … More

Bob Keller, The worst part is she's better than me, Twitter

Sorry for ruining your special day, other dads.

It’s sweet that people are tweeting and Facebooking and blogging and actually saying things aloud in real life about the … More

According to his high school yearbook Rudy is a treat for all the ladies, Dads, Fathers Day

It’s not a good time to be a vagina-possessing person in North Dakota.

I’m sorry that you’ve been legally demoted from “person” to “incubator.” As always, New Jersey welcomes you. Parts of southern … More

Abortion, Did you really need another reason to NOT live in North Dakota?

Tipping Point

The United States now has more self-serve frozen yogurt and topping bars with punny names than it does schools. The … More

Frozen Yogurt, Schools, You can now attend ITT Tech to become a certified yogurt attendant

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