To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia

I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.

Next Year Everyone Gets a Day Off for Dean Martin

I think it’s time to reconsider Columbus Day. I have some ideas.

…I which case I published this on Longreads. You’re welcome.

I suppose we have to add Oklahoma to the list of states that need to be burned right down to the ground. Sorry, sane people of Oklahoma.

Hey, so here’s a thing: I live in California now. San Francisco, to be exact. However, please note that New … More

I’m working at my new afternoon coffee shop working spot, which makes a mean iced latte. But I think I’m … More