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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Category: New Jersey

Nobody Is Going to Disney World

Not literally. Someone is always going to Disney World, even during a pandemic. Sigh.

#NotAllJoggers, Let's just be boring, What Would Rich People Do?

To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia

I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.

I hope your parents aren't from New Jersey because then this becomes a terrible joke, names, Pork Roll

Next Year Everyone Gets a Day Off for Dean Martin

I think it’s time to reconsider Columbus Day. I have some ideas.

Columbus Day, Golden Girls, Yes it's still a thing

Perhaps You Are Not Yet Tired of Reading About Fat…

…I which case I published this on Longreads. You’re welcome.

#longreads, Fat, recommended reading

Flames. Flames, on the side of my face.

I suppose we have to add Oklahoma to the list of states that need to be burned right down to the ground. Sorry, sane people of Oklahoma.

Oklahoma, Rape Culture, Too filled with rage to think of a funny third tag

Do Not Panic; The Order of Succession Has Not Changed

Hey, so here’s a thing: I live in California now. San Francisco, to be exact. However, please note that New … More

California, new jersey, You can take the woman out of Jersey but you can't take the accumulated carcinogens out of the woman

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I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

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