Not literally. Someone is always going to Disney World, even during a pandemic. Sigh.
Category: New Jersey
To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia
I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.
Next Year Everyone Gets a Day Off for Dean Martin
I think it’s time to reconsider Columbus Day. I have some ideas.
Perhaps You Are Not Yet Tired of Reading About Fat…
…I which case I published this on Longreads. You’re welcome.
Flames. Flames, on the side of my face.
I suppose we have to add Oklahoma to the list of states that need to be burned right down to the ground. Sorry, sane people of Oklahoma.
Do Not Panic; The Order of Succession Has Not Changed
Hey, so here’s a thing: I live in California now. San Francisco, to be exact. However, please note that New … More