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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Category: My Uterus Will Cut You

My Review of the Oscars

1. I was not aware that Edgar Winters does sound, editing, set direction, and other sundry jobs for 75% of … More

Even James Franco was better than this and James Franco was AWFUL, Oscars, seth macfarlane

I Can’t Handle the Truth

As I was making dinner last night, I heard a commercial for a pregnancy test that promised to give you … More

Every Sperm is Sacred, Pregnancy

You guys, it’s SO HARD to clean brains out of textured upholstery.

My job requires that I read a great many blogs. Some of them are great. Some of them are awful. … More

Abortion, I Don't Think This Is Covered Under the Limited Warranty, Logic

They’re Like Jews for Jesus, But Without All the Jewiness

It’s recently been brought to my attention that there are “Feminists for Romney.” Apparently, they believe that a government attempt … More

Economics, Possibly They Are Also Drawn to His Perfectly Graying Temples, Reproductive Rights

Just To Clarify

You want to curtail my right to control what happens inside my personal uterus because once upon a time ten … More

My Stupid Argument Can Beat Up Your Stupid Argument, Paul Ryan, Reproductive Rights

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Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

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