1. I was not aware that Edgar Winters does sound, editing, set direction, and other sundry jobs for 75% of … More
Category: My Uterus Will Cut You
I Can’t Handle the Truth
As I was making dinner last night, I heard a commercial for a pregnancy test that promised to give you … More
You guys, it’s SO HARD to clean brains out of textured upholstery.
My job requires that I read a great many blogs. Some of them are great. Some of them are awful. … More
They’re Like Jews for Jesus, But Without All the Jewiness
It’s recently been brought to my attention that there are “Feminists for Romney.” Apparently, they believe that a government attempt … More
Just To Clarify
You want to curtail my right to control what happens inside my personal uterus because once upon a time ten … More
King of States! 