As I was walking home from the gym this afternoon, a pair of women walking just ahead was having an … More
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The thing about Dove is, Dove does not exist to boost your self esteem. Dove exists to get you to … More
A Reading from the Gospel of Molly E. Holzschlag
Bow your heads and pretend to be serious. This past weekend, I attended a gathering of several hundred computer-oriented college-age … More
An Adequate Festivus to You and Yours!
Here is a selection of my grievances. I encourage you all to leave a comment with one or more grievances, … More
Things My Dog Ate This Week
A paper coffee filter filled with spent coffee grounds My favorite spatula Dirt A handful of Ricola cough drops (original … More
Toddler or Drunk Schizophrenic?
Frequently overhead holding conversations with imaginary persons. Terrible impulse control. Has dissociative episodes where s/he thinks s/he is someone else.* … More
King of States! 