PSA: It’s Not Just the Brazil Nuts You Have to Look Out For

It’s trying times in the kingdom; don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Gotta Have Some Faith in the Sound

Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.

A Moment of Silence, Please…

This is why we will never have nice things ever again.

My Life as Perfectionist Introvert: A Play In Three Acts

It’s a real short play. Don’t blink.

Political Sanity Check (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not Great!)

Basically the only thing I can say these days is “What the entire shit?”

To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia

I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.