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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: It’s 3AM; I must be lonely.

I’m officially 35 now.

So, there’s that.

Aging, Birthday, Now I have to round up to 40 GODDAMMIT

This is why you should keep a small notebook by the bed.

Actual sentence I said during an impromptu 5AM conversation about hats: “You’re really doing a lot of mental gymnastics to … More

Hats, Mr. Peanut, Pillow Talk

An Open Letter

Dear White Chocolate, You know you’re not fooling anyone with the whole “I’m chocolate!” thing, right? You could probably put … More

candy, chocolate, I should really just go right back to bed when I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom

This is the kind of grammar up with which I shall not put.

I was just doing a little housekeeping on LinkedIn and took a minute to browse the people LinkedIn thinks I … More

I should really just go right back to bed when I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, Musings, Writing

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