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The Spirit of Christmas

The holidays are upon us, and that means it’s time to drink Trinidad Especials with abandon. They’re an easy to make, festive … More

Once upon a time, I had another blog that was sort-of-but-not-entirely about food. I was looking for one of my … More

What did cake ever do to deserve this? Oh, right, only bring joy, happiness, and chocolate ganache to millions of people … More

Dear Would-be Murderers, Tonight, I am having dinner at Eleven Madison Park. Yes, it will be amazing. No, you cannot … More

Of all the things you could choose to put in your mouth and savor… what horrible thing happened to you, … More