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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Tag: murder

Attention, Hopeful Murderers

Dear Would-be Murderers, Tonight, I am having dinner at Eleven Madison Park. Yes, it will be amazing. No, you cannot … More

dinner, If I can't die laughing I want to die eating, murder
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