No, really. They sail their fishing boat out to some big ol’ icebergs, and they shoot at the icebergs with … More
Author: Michelle Weber
Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?
This is why you should keep a small notebook by the bed.
Actual sentence I said during an impromptu 5AM conversation about hats: “You’re really doing a lot of mental gymnastics to … More
Where are Nicholas Cage and John Travolta? I DEMAND A REFUND.
So, this is an actual thing that Bloomberg’s Businessweek felt it necessary to publish: Which business school has the most … More
Joe Biden: America’s Happy Warrior
Other options rejected by Obama speechwriters: America’s Drunk Uncle Scranton’s Slightly-Above-Average Son Putterer-in-Chief The Grinner Delaware’s Deliverer America’s Shittiest Ninja … More
We Will Never Be Able To Look Posiedon In the Eye Again
The New York City marathon has been cancelled this weekend, which I’m sure is a terrible inconvenience for many runners, … More
Too soon?
Tweet that I posted during a brief interlude of cell service on Monday night, immediately regretted, attempted to delete unsuccessfully, … More
King of States! 