Tweet that I posted during a brief interlude of cell service on Monday night, immediately regretted, attempted to delete unsuccessfully, and forced my spouse to waste his precious cellphone battery signing in to Twitter as me to delete because he still had some 4G:
“Hurricane in full swing. Hope we’ve remembered to lock all our black neighbors in Giants Stadium with no other plans to help. #BushStormTips”
King of States! 
I’m glad you haven’t been washed away. You are the second of three people in JC I was worried about. Not that I *actually* know you or anything, but, you know, even on the itnernetz, I worry. That material is golden, btw.
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That was a pretty spot on twitter. Humor is time-sensitive, and you used the bush hash tag, so I think it was ok.
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I didn’t have the balls to tweet this, but did wonder if people who voluntarily moved to Staten Island *really* wanted to be rescued. Isn’t moving there a sign of giving up?
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LMAO.
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I tweeted “There’s a report the New York Stock Exchange is flooded. Looks like they’ll have to bail out Wall Street again.”
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Nice.
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Oh good! You’re ok.
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Michelle,
No chance on pulling a “Kenneth Cole/Egypt” tweet mess with this one.
Le Clown
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#Obamastorm tips – “Thank god Jay_Z and Beyonce are okay. I need them to get me re-elected”
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