Joe Biden: America’s Happy Warrior

Other options rejected by Obama speechwriters:

  • America’s Drunk Uncle
  • Scranton’s Slightly-Above-Average Son
  • Putterer-in-Chief
  • The Grinner
  • Delaware’s Deliverer
  • America’s Shittiest Ninja
  • Not Hillary Clinton
  • America’s Man-Child


Say it, don't spray it.

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