Of all the things you could choose to put in your mouth and savor… what horrible thing happened to you, … More
Author: Michelle Weber
I Have Recently Acquired Several Opinions
Two, in fact. I have decided to share them with you, because you seem like right-thinking people. These opinions, on … More
First Degree Poultry Larceny
I was recently giving a presentation to colleagues, during which I noted that one of my dogs once stole a … More
Three Things Stuck in My Craw
My craw is unusually full this week. Do they make craw extenders? I bet SkyMall sells them. Hand-hammered copper or … More
It’s a little sting-y, and a little itchy, but mostly just dull and throbbing.
I just found out that Richie Sambora is no longer in Bon Jovi. (I know, it happened several days ago. … More
Boom.
“You Don’t Have to Be Pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to your co-workers, … More