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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

Candy Corn: What Gives?

Of all the things you could choose to put in your mouth and savor… what horrible thing happened to you, … More

Candy Corn, Halloween, Honestly the only thing worse is a circus peanut

I Have Recently Acquired Several Opinions

Two, in fact. I have decided to share them with you, because you seem like right-thinking people. These opinions, on … More

Airplanes, Books, I'd like to smother Ender Wiggin with the decaying corpse of John Galt, That may have been a bit harsh

First Degree Poultry Larceny

I was recently giving a presentation to colleagues, during which I noted that one of my dogs once stole a … More

Dogs, Etiquette, They are also dissemblers and corrupters and are not to be trusted.

Three Things Stuck in My Craw

My craw is unusually full this week. Do they make craw extenders? I bet SkyMall sells them. Hand-hammered copper or … More

craw, skymall, Thank god it wasn't Axe body spray or there might have been a riot

It’s a little sting-y, and a little itchy, but mostly just dull and throbbing.

I just found out that Richie Sambora is no longer in Bon Jovi. (I know, it happened several days ago. … More

Bon Jovi, I think Y-O-U are the one who gives love a bad name., Richie Sambora

Boom.

“You Don’t Have to Be Pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to your co-workers, … More

beauty, Feminism, If you don't like overalls I think YOU are the one with the problem

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