My craw is unusually full this week. Do they make craw extenders?
I bet SkyMall sells them. Hand-hammered copper or prismatic titanium; your choice, only $119.99! Never suffer the discomfort of a bloated craw again!
Thing Stuck in My Craw, the First
Underpants with articulated cheeks. I don’t need panels, and seams, and shirring. UNDERPANTS DO NOT REQUIRE RUCHING. My computer does not even recognize the word “ruching” in this post, probably because in the context of “underpants,” it is JUST WRONG. And to not disclose the ruching in the product description? INSIDIOUS.
Dear Underpants Manufacturer: I’m not sure what you think my ass is doing, but I assure you, it’s mostly sitting. Technical performance underpants are not required. Thanks to the unnecessary ruching, your underpants are LITERALLY stuck in my craw.
Thing Stuck in My Craw, the Second
The guy on the crowded uptown C train who sprayed himself (and the pole, and the seat, and several unsuspecting passengers) with cologne. In what universe is this an acceptable thing to do? There’s a reason nobody likes you.
Thing Stuck in My Craw, the Third
People referring to something neutral or multi-purpose as “agnostic.” “She doesn’t have a boyfriend; she’s dating-agnostic.” “It works on Androids and iPhones; it’s system-agnostic.”
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Does she have insufficient evidence to believe in the concept of dating? Is the app unable to determine whether it works on either system? Even if you’re using the broader definition of “non-committal,” it doesn’t quite work.
Please, just use “neutral.” We’ve already butchered the meaning of “literally;” can we leave “agnostic” alone? I don’t ask for much.
To conclude, here’s a cute dog: