PSA: It’s Not Just the Brazil Nuts You Have to Look Out For

It’s trying times in the kingdom; don’t say I didn’t warn you.

A List of Things I Have Been Right About Recently

I mean, it’s hard to narrow them down into a manageable list, but these are some highlights.

Gotta Have Some Faith in the Sound

Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.

Trust Your Musical (and Animal) Instincts

Luckily, I didn’t disturb any high-level predators.

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from a Stoned Metalhead

From the mouths of drunk 24-year-olds come profound truths.

I’m Chilly, Could You Hand Me That Asbestos Blanket?

From the “Things It’d Be Great to Stop Talking About But We Really Can’t” File