When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie, That’s-a Smallpox

Put on your finest caftan and let’s pop some bubbly.

Thank You For Calling the Federal Department of Ouch, Please Hold

The painful is political.

PSA: It’s Not Just the Brazil Nuts You Have to Look Out For

It’s trying times in the kingdom; don’t say I didn’t warn you.

A List of Things I Have Been Right About Recently

I mean, it’s hard to narrow them down into a manageable list, but these are some highlights.

Gotta Have Some Faith in the Sound

Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.

Trust Your Musical (and Animal) Instincts

Luckily, I didn’t disturb any high-level predators.