I mean, it’s hard to narrow them down into a manageable list, but these are some highlights.
Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.
Luckily, I didn’t disturb any high-level predators.
From the mouths of drunk 24-year-olds come profound truths.
From the “Things It’d Be Great to Stop Talking About But We Really Can’t” File
This is why we will never have nice things ever again.