Luckily, I didn’t disturb any high-level predators.
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from a Stoned Metalhead
From the mouths of drunk 24-year-olds come profound truths.
I’m Chilly, Could You Hand Me That Asbestos Blanket?
From the “Things It’d Be Great to Stop Talking About But We Really Can’t” File
A Moment of Silence, Please…
This is why we will never have nice things ever again.
My Life as Perfectionist Introvert: A Play In Three Acts
It’s a real short play. Don’t blink.
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bucket
The world is a place of insane nonsense; fin.
