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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Blogs are Dead; Long Live the Blogs.

Lately, I feel like I’ve read a lot of tweets and, ironically, blog posts, about how blogging is dead. Like…

Blogging, La Morte du Blogs, Navel-Gazing

I am shocked at Buzzfeed’s lax editorial standards.

There’s an article on Buzzfeed at the moment about the improbably-named Benedict Cumberbatch, who appeared in a fashion magazine wearing…

Benedict Cumberbatch, Feminism, If we can't get nuanced discourse from Buzzfeed what do we have left?

If anyone tries to stop you, just shove ’em out of the way.

Happy Columbus Day! If you’d like to celebrate with me, meet me tomorrow at the southeast corner of 21st Street…

Colombus Day, Remember to bring your smallpox infected blankets!, The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

Burqas for everyone! Well, just those skanky girls.

Proposition: If your male teachers are so distracted by the skinny jeans their students are wearing that they can’t teach, perhaps…

Feminism, Girls, Maybe we should have all the male teachers instruct from behind a screen and let the girls wear the goddamn yoga pants

It’s like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a fifth of gin.

TERRIBLE IRONY: By the time you finish paying off your educational debt, you are too old to engage in drunken…

Italian food, Milkshakes, Spring chicken = not me

Please excuse me, but I need to go get very drunk and engage in shenanigans.

As part of my job doing things on the internet, I take a lot of screenshots of various websites. This…

Education, Student Loans, Who has two thumbs and isn't under the thumb of Sallie Mae anymore?

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