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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: To Hell In a Handbasket

I can’t wait to see what happens next! Oh, wait… yes I can.

Did you have a day where it seemed as though everything you did was either wrong, or stupid, or shitty? … More

Blargh, Uggggghhh, Ugh

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan Can Bite Me

“Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has said that he too is frustrated by inaction in Congress, but he refuses … More

Gun Control, I will happily vote for the candidate who wants to repeal the Second Amendment entirely, Politics

Sometimes you can’t see the forest for the trees, possibly because your giant racist head is blocking the view of the forest.

Americans, demand better of your media. Here is an actual thing that an actual person said on television today, in … More

Media, Racism, This apartment has two bedrooms an updated kitchen and well-tended xenophobic views

“We have to love each other. You hear me? It’s up to us.”

My friend-who-I don’t-keep-in-touch-with-as-much-as-I-should Charmaine Chua posted this story on Facebook earlier today. I read it, threw up in my mouth a … More

Being alive while having a vagina is a dangerous state of being, Misogyny, Rape

Forbes Errata

Dear Forbes, There was an egregious typo in a column you recently published on your website. In the forward-thinking and … More

Forbes, Fraternities, I am a sober woman who is also one of the greatest threats to fraternities

I refer you to Fig. 1 in the appendix.

You know how some guy famous for being on a reality television because his family got rich off of duck callers … More

Ferguson, First Amendment, Maybe I'll Just Stick With My Socialist Nanny-State Panties

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