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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: New Jersey

You can *literally* be a woman who runs with wolves.

I’m more of what you’d call an “indoorsy” person, but this list of lovely nature-type things ably showcases the many … More

I'm a little doubtful about the "fine wines" but I'll let it go, Nature, new jersey

The Garden State? More like The AWESOME State.

It’s not propaganda when it’s the truth. New Jersey: Love It, Or Be SO WRONG. (You can have that slogan … More

Don't hate the game either, Don't hate the player, Just drink a beer and relax

It’s a little sting-y, and a little itchy, but mostly just dull and throbbing.

I just found out that Richie Sambora is no longer in Bon Jovi. (I know, it happened several days ago. … More

Bon Jovi, I think Y-O-U are the one who gives love a bad name., Richie Sambora

Sorry for ruining your special day, other dads.

It’s sweet that people are tweeting and Facebooking and blogging and actually saying things aloud in real life about the … More

According to his high school yearbook Rudy is a treat for all the ladies, Dads, Fathers Day

It’s not a good time to be a vagina-possessing person in North Dakota.

I’m sorry that you’ve been legally demoted from “person” to “incubator.” As always, New Jersey welcomes you. Parts of southern … More

Abortion, Did you really need another reason to NOT live in North Dakota?

We Will Never Be Able To Look Posiedon In the Eye Again

The New York City marathon has been cancelled this weekend, which I’m sure is a terrible inconvenience for many runners, … More

Cory Booker, Hurricane Sandy, I think this means I'm like the Deputy Mayor, Marathon

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