Three Thoughts, Lockdown Day 37

Kenny Rogers knew it: you gotta know when to fold ’em. Listen to Kenny Rogers.

Thank You For Calling the Federal Department of Ouch, Please Hold

The painful is political.

A List of Things I Have Been Right About Recently

I mean, it’s hard to narrow them down into a manageable list, but these are some highlights.

Of Books, and Lizards, and Housewives (Or, “Ain’t I A Writer?”)

Hello! My name is Michelle, and I cannot write a book. Here is a list of other things I have written … More

Is he related to the Colonel? I love that guy’s chicken.

I am not myself a Bernie Sanders supporter, but I thought of these slogans for him while dozing in the … More

Animals I Would Find More Impressive than Pizza Rat

Big Gulp Weevil Enchilada Vole