Of all the things you could choose to put in your mouth and savor… what horrible thing happened to you, … More
Category: It’s 3AM; I must be lonely.
I Have Recently Acquired Several Opinions
Two, in fact. I have decided to share them with you, because you seem like right-thinking people. These opinions, on … More
Things You Don’t Hear During American Sports Commentary
“I think those cows may be worried about the quantity of cheese they need to produce. France produces 244,000 pounds … More
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
The First Amendment to the US Constitution offers some powerful protections: freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of assembly, … More
What massive social change should I engineer next?
The heavy weight of thousands of angry tweets and continued departure of advertisers, no doubt supplemented by the back-breaking straw … More
If you don’t see me around, just call into the void.
I was eating a cold leftover egg roll while investigating a raw juice cleanse, and then I disappeared into a … More
King of States! 