From the mouths of drunk 24-year-olds come profound truths.
Category: Bright Ideas
Is he related to the Colonel? I love that guy’s chicken.
I am not myself a Bernie Sanders supporter, but I thought of these slogans for him while dozing in the … More
Internet, we are missing an opportunity.
Internet, I need your help making some new terminology go viral; it’s really the least you can do after you … More
If at first you don’t succeed, move back to New Jersey and regroup.
So, remember that time we wanted to move to Italy but it’s a bureaucratic nightmare, so we thought why not … More
You had to do ONE THING.
Eleven mentions does not a trending hashtag make. If you’re not going to spread the word, you can all at … More
Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.
This is the now-completed Freedom Tower in lower Manhattan. I live just across the river from it. I see it … More
