When quarantine fully ends, we’re all gonna go batshit crazy and eat FULL CANS OF SOUP.
Category: Bright Ideas
When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie, That’s-a Smallpox
Put on your finest caftan and let’s pop some bubbly.
Thank You For Calling the Federal Department of Ouch, Please Hold
The painful is political.
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from a Stoned Metalhead
From the mouths of drunk 24-year-olds come profound truths.
Is he related to the Colonel? I love that guy’s chicken.
I am not myself a Bernie Sanders supporter, but I thought of these slogans for him while dozing in the … More
Internet, we are missing an opportunity.
Internet, I need your help making some new terminology go viral; it’s really the least you can do after you … More
