As part of my job doing things on the internet, I take a lot of screenshots of various websites.
This is the most glorious one I’ve ever taken or will take:
Now that I officially own all my degrees, I’ll be selling them on eBay and using the proceeds to buy a Parisian pied-a-terre. They’re made of the highest quality papers and contain many Latin words. If you purchase one, you have an open invitation to the pied-a-terre for a glass of rosé and a stimulating conversation on the topic of your choice.
It’s raining outside, but dang, this is a beautiful day.