1. I’m pretty sure dudes pass out drunk at parties all the time, and no one interprets this as a license to jam shit up their asses.
2. If I’m passed out drunk in the middle of the road and am unable to communicate and am wearing no pants and a t-shirt that says “Yes, Please!” and you stick anything in my vagina, you just raped me.
3. Your rape conviction is not what ruined your bright future. Your decision to rape someone is what did it. Good job.
4. Contrary to popular belief, women do not exist in a perpetual state of assumed consent.
The key to ending rape is for MEN TO STOP FUCKING RAPING PEOPLE. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
If you think the discussion of our rape culture requires any more than this, you’re doing it wrong.