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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Tag: Halloween

Candy Corn: What Gives?

Of all the things you could choose to put in your mouth and savor… what horrible thing happened to you, … More

Candy Corn, Halloween, Honestly the only thing worse is a circus peanut

Someone Should Alert Mayor Bloomberg

I ran into a drug store earlier today to procure some flesh-colored* adhesive bandages, new passport photos, and a bottle … More

candy, Chocolate Bars, Halloween, If You Froze It You Could Totally Use It To Bludgeon Intruders
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