When quarantine fully ends, we’re all gonna go batshit crazy and eat FULL CANS OF SOUP.
Three Depressing Phrases That Did Not Originate With Me, Lockdown Day 58
Sigh.
Three Irritants, Lockdown Day 45
I mean, obviously, I have far more than three. But no one has that kind of time, not even during a global quarantine.
Three Questions, Lockdown Day 39
Breakfast this morning was a tub of iced coffee and an inappropriate quantity of Nutella eaten out of the jar with a spoon, how are y’all doing.
Three Thoughts, Lockdown Day 37
Kenny Rogers knew it: you gotta know when to fold ’em. Listen to Kenny Rogers.
When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie, That’s-a Smallpox
Put on your finest caftan and let’s pop some bubbly.
