I mean, obviously, I have far more than three. But no one has that kind of time, not even during a global quarantine.
Three Questions, Lockdown Day 39
Breakfast this morning was a tub of iced coffee and an inappropriate quantity of Nutella eaten out of the jar with a spoon, how are y’all doing.
Three Thoughts, Lockdown Day 37
Kenny Rogers knew it: you gotta know when to fold ’em. Listen to Kenny Rogers.
When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie, That’s-a Smallpox
Put on your finest caftan and let’s pop some bubbly.
Thank You For Calling the Federal Department of Ouch, Please Hold
The painful is political.
PSA: It’s Not Just the Brazil Nuts You Have to Look Out For
It’s trying times in the kingdom; don’t say I didn’t warn you.
