When quarantine fully ends, we’re all gonna go batshit crazy and eat FULL CANS OF SOUP.
I mean, obviously, I have far more than three. But no one has that kind of time, not even during a global quarantine.
Breakfast this morning was a tub of iced coffee and an inappropriate quantity of Nutella eaten out of the jar with a spoon, how are y’all doing.
Kenny Rogers knew it: you gotta know when to fold ’em. Listen to Kenny Rogers.
Put on your finest caftan and let’s pop some bubbly.