Basically the only thing I can say these days is “What the entire shit?”
To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia
I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.
A Few Thoughts on Safety Pins (and Registries) or, Untwist Your White Person Knickers
TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.
Next Year Everyone Gets a Day Off for Dean Martin
I think it’s time to reconsider Columbus Day. I have some ideas.
Three Short Stories About Bugs, and Their Attendant Life Lessons
The software kind, or the crawly kind? You’ll just have to read.
THIS CANNOT STAND.
I might be a little drunk — as anyone would have to be to make it through the entire US presidential debate — but I can still do my part.
