I might be a little drunk — as anyone would have to be to make it through the entire US presidential debate — but I can still do my part.
…I which case I published this on Longreads. You’re welcome.
Let us not mistake the cruelty of others for a lack of self-worth on our parts.
#fatsidestories. Take a minute, read some of it, get pissed off, and never comment on anyone’s body ever again.
I aspire to gather up all these devices and hurl them into the sun, but that’s cruel to the sun. (Seriously, this is gross.)
Man, remember when I used to write mostly funny, entertaining things? Those were good times.