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King of States!

King of States!

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  • gramming
  • snapping
  • mail me, maybe

I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion.

Tag: Yes you can get two whole blog posts out of one shitty NTY article

Three Ways to Use My New Favorite Slang Phrase, Lockdown Day 59

When quarantine fully ends, we’re all gonna go batshit crazy and eat FULL CANS OF SOUP.

No YOU spent too much time thinking about soup, Yes you can get two whole blog posts out of one shitty NTY article

Wot’s all this then?

I’m a professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. I like short walks on the beach, long walks in the city, and a cold cherry-lime rickey.

Once I wrote this food blog, and people seemed to like it, and then I worked here and here. Now I’m working on this new thing.

I don't want to say that something darkly but ironically tragic will happen to you if you don't follow me, but it might. I just want to be realistic.

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