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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

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I’m a lot of fun to hang out with, and so are these 277 other people. You should join us; we’re…

Automattic, WordPress, You've already wasted enough time not working with me

Forbes Errata

Dear Forbes, There was an egregious typo in a column you recently published on your website. In the forward-thinking and…

Forbes, Fraternities, I am a sober woman who is also one of the greatest threats to fraternities

In the absence of true consciousness-raising, I’ll settle for half an ounce of critical thinking skills.

There is an article in the Washington Post, published a few days ago, with the headline: Women’s greatest threat isn’t…

Feminism, In my feminist movement we're able to draw basic connections between culture and behavior, Media

Thank god I didn’t read this tweet in an elevator.

As my friend Helen might say: rage barf. I assume the shirt also excludes the tree and the goddamn raccoon,…

Rage Barf, Sexism

Dear Three Kids in the Elevator with Me on Wednesday Evening

I’m not sorry I had food poisoning or that I puked in the elevator, because I had no control over either…

Food Poisoning, Seriously that would be the shittiest pasttime ever, Travel

I refer you to Fig. 1 in the appendix.

You know how some guy famous for being on a reality television because his family got rich off of duck callers…

Ferguson, First Amendment, Maybe I'll Just Stick With My Socialist Nanny-State Panties

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