(Please note that the dog is significantly cuter than he is smart. Although he cannot actually read, write, or speak, we believe…
The Spirit of Christmas
The holidays are upon us, and that means it’s time to drink Trinidad Especials with abandon. They’re an easy to make, festive…
I’m fat, and I’m awesome.
“When we say, “Oh, you don’t look fat! You look lovely!” we are assuring our friends that they are still…
If sentient bullets have gone rogue, we’ve got bigger fish to fry.
Welcome to a new intermittent King of States! series, “Things That Are Stuck in My Craw.”* First, the Setup! A…
“We have to love each other. You hear me? It’s up to us.”
My friend-who-I don’t-keep-in-touch-with-as-much-as-I-should Charmaine Chua posted this story on Facebook earlier today. I read it, threw up in my mouth a…
Helpful hint, free of charge.
If you are writing a sentence that begins, “I’m not a racist…” and the next part of that sentence starts…
King of States! 