The Netherlands has accepted our residence applications, so I can stop worrying about those one-way plane tickets or the non-refundable … More
Category: My Life Is So HAAARD
I’m gonna need a bigger arm.
King of States! presents: a cautionary tale. When I got home from the gym this evening, there was a package waiting … More
Quick Tip: Always Travel with the Sultan
I recently spent several days getting extremely lost and eating many kebabs in Istanbul. Istanbul can be an overwhelming city, … More
Suddenly the phrasebook makes a lot more sense.
The travel app I downloaded for the trip to Asia I just began offers translations for phrases of questionable utility, … More
Three Things Stuck in My Craw
My craw is unusually full this week. Do they make craw extenders? I bet SkyMall sells them. Hand-hammered copper or … More
Now I’m in San Francisco, but so far I’ve just been napping.
Then I was in Mexico City. I didn’t think it was possible to get tired of Mexican food, but you … More