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King of States!

King of States!

  • gramming
  • professionaling
  • snapping
  • mail me, maybe

I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: My Life Is So HAAARD

Roam if you want to.

The Netherlands has accepted our residence applications, so I can stop worrying about those one-way plane tickets or the non-refundable … More

Hi my name is Michelle and I'm an immigrant, Moving, Travel

I’m gonna need a bigger arm.

King of States! presents: a cautionary tale. When I got home from the gym this evening, there was a package waiting … More

I knew something once but I don't remember what, memory, nostalgia.

Quick Tip: Always Travel with the Sultan

I recently spent several days getting extremely lost and eating many kebabs in Istanbul. Istanbul can be an overwhelming city, … More

I wonder if the original sultan also had a little song he sang whenever he made a sandwich, Istanbul, Travel

Suddenly the phrasebook makes a lot more sense.

The travel app I downloaded for the trip to Asia I just began offers translations for phrases of questionable utility, … More

Rash, Travel, Wasn't this the plot of a Claire Danes movie?

Three Things Stuck in My Craw

My craw is unusually full this week. Do they make craw extenders? I bet SkyMall sells them. Hand-hammered copper or … More

craw, skymall, Thank god it wasn't Axe body spray or there might have been a riot

Now I’m in San Francisco, but so far I’ve just been napping.

Then I was in Mexico City. I didn’t think it was possible to get tired of Mexican food, but you … More

Photography, Soon I will be Queen of the Frequent Fliers, Travel

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