People often toss around the idea that the internet is “not real life,” as though this thing — made by … More
Category: Jesus H. Christ
Western religion, as explained by my dog.
(Please note that the dog is significantly cuter than he is smart. Although he cannot actually read, write, or speak, we believe … More
In the absence of true consciousness-raising, I’ll settle for half an ounce of critical thinking skills.
There is an article in the Washington Post, published a few days ago, with the headline: Women’s greatest threat isn’t … More
Attack of the Killer Protein Shakes.
Today, I set an alarm to wake up — on a Sunday morning — so I could go to the … More
I am a fat woman. Here’s what you should say when you see me at the gym.
Nothing at all. If you’re tempted to say something to me, close your eyes and pretend you’re looking at a … More
New York: The City That Never Shuts the Hell Up
I travel a lot. I get stared at a lot because I am tall, and, oh yeah, fat. I’ve been … More
King of States! 