Basically the only thing I can say these days is “What the entire shit?”
Category: Jesus H. Christ
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan Can Bite Me
“Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has said that he too is frustrated by inaction in Congress, but he refuses … More
Yes, yes, *so* hilarious.
Is this an actual product for sale on Amazon, or just an example of seven words that should never go together? Hilarious … More
More like “50 Shades of Gray For Me to Poop On,” amirite?
I used to write a food blog. It wasn’t too shabby, if I do say so myself, which I do … More
The Internet: IT’S MADE OF PEOPLE
People often toss around the idea that the internet is “not real life,” as though this thing — made by … More
Western religion, as explained by my dog.
(Please note that the dog is significantly cuter than he is smart. Although he cannot actually read, write, or speak, we believe … More
