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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: It’s 3AM; I must be lonely.

A Few Thoughts on Safety Pins (and Registries) or, Untwist Your White Person Knickers

TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.

2016 Election, White person feelings all over the damn place

Next Year Everyone Gets a Day Off for Dean Martin

I think it’s time to reconsider Columbus Day. I have some ideas.

Columbus Day, Golden Girls, Yes it's still a thing

Three Short Stories About Bugs, and Their Attendant Life Lessons

The software kind, or the crawly kind? You’ll just have to read.

#longreads, Bugs, Spiders are living nightmares

I wonder what her version of Twitter harassment was; bricks through the window?

Laura Bassi: she was a goddamn boss.

Academia, Italy, Laura Bassi

Of Books, and Lizards, and Housewives (Or, “Ain’t I A Writer?”)

Hello! My name is Michelle, and I cannot write a book. Here is a list of other things I have written … More

Books, This is why my therapist can afford all those trips to Hawaii, Writing

Land of 10,000 Nicknames

I was recently looking at a map of northern Scotland, was endlessly amused to see that a goodly number of … More

Nicknames, Oh my god there's a place called John o' Groats, Scotland

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