Everything I Needed to Know About Essay Structure I Learned from This Crappy Drawing of a Coffee Pot

Maybe writing well isn’t really about writing at all.

The Eight-Year Twitch

In which I take several hundred words to communicate “I quit my job;” if only I were a more talented editor.

When quarantine fully ends, we’re all gonna go batshit crazy and eat FULL CANS OF SOUP.

Part of moving to another continent requires violently attacking your nostalgia, because you (read: I) don’t want to pay cash money to ship … More

As part of my job doing things on the internet, I take a lot of screenshots of various websites. This … More

Once upon a time, I had another blog that was sort-of-but-not-entirely about food. I was looking for one of my … More