Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.
Category: Fatty McChubberson
Perhaps You Are Not Yet Tired of Reading About Fat…
…I which case I published this on Longreads. You’re welcome.
A SAMFMBMAHFY (Service Announcement Mainly for Me But Maybe Also Helpful For You)
Let us not mistake the cruelty of others for a lack of self-worth on our parts.
Life as Mrs. Spratt
#fatsidestories. Take a minute, read some of it, get pissed off, and never comment on anyone’s body ever again.
I hope you gave your marketing team a bonus for this one.
I aspire to gather up all these devices and hurl them into the sun, but that’s cruel to the sun. (Seriously, this is gross.)
The Fat and the Furious: 2 Fat 2 Furious
Man, remember when I used to write mostly funny, entertaining things? Those were good times.
