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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: Effed-Up Shit

Three Depressing Phrases That Did Not Originate With Me, Lockdown Day 58

Sigh.

Come for the irritation and craw-stickage, Stay for the penguin videos

Gotta Have Some Faith in the Sound

Like George Michael, it’s the one good thing that I got.

Grief, Music, Singing, What a kick just a buddy and me!

A Moment of Silence, Please…

This is why we will never have nice things ever again.

I am literally unable to even, Millennials, Satire

We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bucket

The world is a place of insane nonsense; fin.

Politics, There's a good reason I'm not a poet, Trump

A Few Thoughts on Safety Pins (and Registries) or, Untwist Your White Person Knickers

TL;DR: Don’t get mad if someone pooh-poohs your pin.

2016 Election, White person feelings all over the damn place

Three Short Stories About Bugs, and Their Attendant Life Lessons

The software kind, or the crawly kind? You’ll just have to read.

#longreads, Bugs, Spiders are living nightmares

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