Not literally. Someone is always going to Disney World, even during a pandemic. Sigh.
Category: Bright Ideas
Three Ways to Use My New Favorite Slang Phrase, Lockdown Day 59
When quarantine fully ends, we’re all gonna go batshit crazy and eat FULL CANS OF SOUP.
When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie, That’s-a Smallpox
Put on your finest caftan and let’s pop some bubbly.
Thank You For Calling the Federal Department of Ouch, Please Hold
The painful is political.
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from a Stoned Metalhead
From the mouths of drunk 24-year-olds come profound truths.
Is he related to the Colonel? I love that guy’s chicken.
I am not myself a Bernie Sanders supporter, but I thought of these slogans for him while dozing in the … More
King of States! 