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King of States!

  • gramming
  • professionaling
  • snapping
  • mail me, maybe

I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

All Your Soap Are Belong to Us

I know there are ways in which the internet serves this purpose, but sometimes I’d like to have an old-fashioned, … More

#FBrape, Facebook, Feminism, I will supply some wet-wipes

On Soap

The thing about Dove is, Dove does not exist to boost your self esteem. Dove exists to get you to … More

#FBrape, Activism, But how will I keep in touch with all my best friends from the 7th grade now?, Dove, Facebook, Feminism

I’ve finally moved beyond my “Iceberg Hunters” past.

This is more like it. You’re finally getting it, internet. ETA: Dammit:

Googled, Search Terms, Well Played Internet

The Ten Stages of a Raw Juice Cleanse

Self-Congratulation Determination Euphoria Delusions of Gwyneth Paltrow Light-Headedness Unfortunate Gastro-Intestinal Events Anger Bargaining Sadness Tacos

cleanse, I don't think the human body was meant to ingest the equivalent of 18 pounds of kale a day, Juicing

Step One: Cut a Hole in the Box

So, this is a person with a blog. Judging from her many sponsors — the main one is BlogHer — … More

Bikini bodies we don' need no stinkin' bikini bodies, Body Image, Dieting

If you don’t see me around, just call into the void.

I was eating a cold leftover egg roll while investigating a raw juice cleanse, and then I disappeared into a … More

Actually I've been doing the Pizza Cleanse for about 15 years now, health, juice

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