“How was Long Island?”
“It was picturesque, like a postcard. No one was screaming. There was very little garbage.”
This is, hands-down, the best review of Long Island I have ever heard, although I’m not sure I 100% believe the part about the no-screaming.
ETA: it has since been brought to my attention that despite the lack of screaming and relative dearth of garbage, the train station was on fire. That seems about right.