I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.
This is an actual news article with what is, perhaps, the most wonderful headline in the history of media.
(No offense intended to anyone who falls victim to the cannibal rats. Surely, even their bereaved family members must recognize the awesomeness of this headline.)
King of States! 
Ye gods! See what you mean! Bit close to home for me, though: may have to take evasive action – or hire an aquatic Pied Piper to lure the damn things down to Davy Jones’ Locker.
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Although, if they’re cannibal rats, they should just be eating each other. Which makes one wonder how there are any left at all — there should just be one very large rat, sitting on a pile of rat bones, slowly going insane.
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Sounds like a James Herbert novel, doesn’t it?! I reckon the little blighters (or one HUGE blighter) will, after so long at sea, have tired of their own species and will be keen to diversify, shall we say, and none too fussy about what, or who, they sink their teeth into!
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They breed SO FAST, though. So they’re probably incesty cannibal rats, like Game of Thrones meets Redwall.
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This has all become much more terrifying that the original article.
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It’s good, but best headline ever? Gnaw….
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I see what you did there.
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Ew. That’s all I can say. Just ew. I hate rats, diseased or not. Aren’t they all diseased?
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I have so many questions. First, if a car stays parked on a street for more than a few weeks, we tow it. A ship is adrift at sea for a year, and nobody thinks to retrieve it?! Second, I just imagine the ship looking like a scene out of Ratatouille.
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Can these rats make a good creme brulee? If so, they are welcome at my house, as long as they run themselves through the dishwasher first.
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too much!!!! thank you for adding a heavy dose of laughter to my morning!
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I’m not sure if I’d want a cannibal rat anywhere NEAR me… I have kids..who like to think EVERYTHING wants to play with them..
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Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyway,
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