Other options rejected by Obama speechwriters:
- America’s Drunk Uncle
- Scranton’s Slightly-Above-Average Son
- Putterer-in-Chief
- The Grinner
- Delaware’s Deliverer
- America’s Shittiest Ninja
- Not Hillary Clinton
- America’s Man-Child
I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.
King of States! 
Putterer in Chief. Snort.
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I am a huge fan of “Joe Biden, HUG MACHINE.” (http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/obama-romney-flickr-war)
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Not Sarah Palin.
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drunk uncle joe, always a family favorite.
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I’m with kerry. America’s drunk uncle. I needed a drunk uncle; mine’s been dead for a while.
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