(Please note that the dog is significantly cuter than he is smart. Although he cannot actually read, write, or speak, we believe … More
I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.
King of States! 