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Tag: Columbus Day
Next Year Everyone Gets a Day Off for Dean Martin
I think it’s time to reconsider Columbus Day. I have some ideas.
Boy, time really files when you’re cutting off the hands of indigenous peoples who refuse to give you all their gold!
Goodness, tomorrow is Columbus Day? Usually I like to plan a really robust celebration, but unfortunately — or perhaps, appropriately — … More
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Holy crap, it’s Columbus Day again already! It really snuck up on me and forced me into sexual slavery this … More
King of States! 