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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Tag: Automattic

Schrödinger’s Brain

I am simultaneously so sad that my annual work meetup is over and I have to leave without getting to … More

#a8cGM, Automattic, Who has two thumbs and is the luckiest duck?

Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!

I’m a lot of fun to hang out with, and so are these 277 other people. You should join us; we’re … More

Automattic, WordPress, You've already wasted enough time not working with me

I even snuck in an em-dash; so there.

This thing that I edited is in an actual printed magazine. You probably don’t have a subscription to the Harvard … More

Automattic, For my audition I did a solo from Fiddler on the Roof and a little soft-shoe, Interviews
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