The travel app I downloaded for the trip to Asia I just began offers translations for phrases of questionable utility,…
Please endorse me for microfiche operation and Dewey Decimal expertise.
I was on LinkedIn the other day; I’m not sure why, other than it’s a thing I’m supposed to use…
We could all learn something from that rabbit.
The tenor of political debate in the US has reached a stunning nadir; if anyone’s wondering what happened to the…
I would like a refund, or at least a store credit.
Dear Canine Oncologist, You were very nice, and spent quite a long time talking with us, which I appreciate. Chester…
To the Housekeeper Taking Care of the Ninth Floor of My Hotel
I bought an apple yesterday, intending to eat it this morning. I like apples cold and crispy, so I left…
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Holy crap, it’s Columbus Day again already! It really snuck up on me and forced me into sexual slavery this…
King of States! 