I love this post. I love this post so much that I’d like to print a jillion copies, laminate them,…
More like “50 Shades of Gray For Me to Poop On,” amirite?
I used to write a food blog. It wasn’t too shabby, if I do say so myself, which I do…
The King of Quipsters on the King of States
I come here to feed my soul from the cultural wellspring that is New Jersey. It’s the antidote to every…
We don’t do things by half-measures in the King of States.
Maybe we don’t want to live in Amsterdam right now, but we’re still hankering for a change. I am therefore…
If at first you don’t succeed, move back to New Jersey and regroup.
So, remember that time we wanted to move to Italy but it’s a bureaucratic nightmare, so we thought why not…
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.
To the people who took the time to read and say embarrassingly kind things about this post, thank you. To…
