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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: New Jersey

And We’re Not Responsible for Mel Gibson, Either

Apparently, Australia has fire tornadoes. Swirling, 100-foot high vortices of fire. You know where there’s never been a fire tornado? … More

Fire Tornado, new jersey, We don't even have REGULAR tornadoes, WTF Australia?

Max Diner-to-Resident Ratio

I’ve been home for fewer than 12 hours, but have already been to a diner, consumed a tuna melt, and … More

Diners, Greasy Spoon, Tuna Melt

Raised By Well-Groomed Wolves

I get on a flight from California back to New Jersey about eight hours from now. As long as I … More

flying, inappropriate behavior, new jersey

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