And We’re Not Responsible for Mel Gibson, Either

Apparently, Australia has fire tornadoes. Swirling, 100-foot high vortices of fire. You know where there’s never been a fire tornado? … More

Max Diner-to-Resident Ratio

I’ve been home for fewer than 12 hours, but have already been to a diner, consumed a tuna melt, and … More

I get on a flight from California back to New Jersey about eight hours from now. As long as I … More